Mar 23rd, 2020

Author: donich_admin

Best ways and worst ways

To be woken up….

Best way. Handsome waiter knocks on your door at 8:30am bringing with him a nice breakfast tray of bacon and eggs, toast and coffee.

One of the worst ways. 5:30am a cat with really fishy breath licks your nose and then claws his way right down your back under the sheets before settling in front of your legs in such a way that you can’t turn the light on or get to your glass of water.

But I suppose there are even worse ways such as waking up with a Nazi soldier holding a knife to your throat.